1 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:20,700 Stop. 2 00:00:21,380 --> 00:00:22,500 Why, you don't like that? 3 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:24,740 No, stop it. 4 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,100 I'm busy. 5 00:00:28,020 --> 00:00:29,020 Come on. 6 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,480 You ready to go? 7 00:00:31,860 --> 00:00:32,860 Ready to go where? 8 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:35,040 You forgot already? 9 00:00:36,220 --> 00:00:39,980 Forgot what? You promised we'd go to Ikea today. 10 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,700 What? Today? 11 00:00:43,060 --> 00:00:46,000 Come on. We were going to go last week and it never happened. 12 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:50,160 Our place is totally empty. We've been here for a month and we haven't even 13 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:51,160 gotten a couch. 14 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,420 Are you kidding? 15 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:59,940 Why can't you just like go and just send me pictures of stuff? 16 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,700 Are you kidding? I have to do all the work? 17 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:05,200 You're just going to lay here? 18 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:07,680 We got this place together. 19 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:09,100 I want to make it cute. 20 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,120 Kate, I want you to understand that if... 21 00:01:12,410 --> 00:01:15,750 We weren't together. Like, I would live in a storage unit, which is, like, hot 22 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:16,750 in my car. 23 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:19,310 Okay, well, I'm here now. 24 00:01:20,570 --> 00:01:23,210 And I don't want to be able to have people over. 25 00:01:23,690 --> 00:01:24,870 It's, like, embarrassing. 26 00:01:25,390 --> 00:01:26,390 No, it's not. 27 00:01:26,470 --> 00:01:27,470 Yeah, it is. 28 00:01:27,710 --> 00:01:28,830 All we have is a bed. 29 00:01:30,730 --> 00:01:31,730 There's a desk? 30 00:01:33,670 --> 00:01:35,610 Yeah, not a thing is on the walls. 31 00:01:36,210 --> 00:01:38,570 I mean, like... Why do I have to put something on the walls? 32 00:01:40,110 --> 00:01:41,170 Then you have to, like... 33 00:01:41,370 --> 00:01:45,470 frame them and, like, hang them and put nails in them. 34 00:01:46,790 --> 00:01:51,730 It's so amazing. It's such a party blooper. Oh, Ikea is so big. It's, like, 35 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:56,610 six stories, and there's, like, a bunch of people there, and it's, like... Huh? 36 00:01:56,990 --> 00:02:00,950 Yeah, and it's, like, smells and sounds, and it's, like, overstimulating. 37 00:02:01,310 --> 00:02:02,890 Oh, my gosh. I don't like it. 38 00:02:03,110 --> 00:02:04,670 Uh-huh. A little negative Nancy. 39 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:09,970 Babe, that's a good thing. There's so much to choose from. 40 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:15,640 You know, we'll be able to look around, find the perfect stuff for our place. 41 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,580 You'll get your steps in. 42 00:02:17,940 --> 00:02:19,640 Get my steps in? Yeah. 43 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,120 What does that even mean? 44 00:02:21,580 --> 00:02:22,580 Yeah. 45 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:25,460 What? Apparently you're supposed to get at least 10,000 steps a day. 46 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,300 Oh, are you? Who says that? 47 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:29,640 The internet. 48 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,100 What does the internet know? 49 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:34,580 Um, I mean... I'm going to get my steps in. 50 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,300 Are you calling me fat? 51 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:37,720 Is that what you're saying? 52 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:41,040 No. You're not fat, babe. You're saying I'm fat. 53 00:02:41,340 --> 00:02:43,480 You're not fat. I thought you liked the dad bod. 54 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:45,960 I thought you said you're into the dad bod. 55 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,179 You're not fat. 56 00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:48,180 No. 57 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,160 You're not fat. 58 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,660 Sorry. But I want us to be healthy. 59 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,380 And I want us to have the cutest place. 60 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,620 So. I don't think you're calling me fat. 61 00:03:01,060 --> 00:03:02,340 I'm not. Is that what it is? 62 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:03,900 I'm sorry. 63 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:06,300 I'm sorry. I don't know. 64 00:03:06,830 --> 00:03:09,130 Sorry, not everyone. Stop it. I'm going to kick you. 65 00:03:09,610 --> 00:03:10,610 Stop. 66 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:13,610 Not everyone can go to the gym every day like you. 67 00:03:14,450 --> 00:03:17,630 You know, sometimes it's almost like to take naps and stuff. 68 00:03:17,950 --> 00:03:19,070 Stop it. 69 00:03:19,650 --> 00:03:22,510 Babe, I'm trying to make us better. 70 00:03:22,730 --> 00:03:27,450 We're going to be like, everyone's going to be jealous of our place. 71 00:03:28,170 --> 00:03:29,190 Yeah. Yeah. 72 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:35,610 So, it's what always happens. I feel like I can't wait. 73 00:03:35,870 --> 00:03:36,799 I feel like. 74 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,800 It always happens. 75 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:39,800 What are you talking about? You distract me. 76 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,780 And then we never even end up going. This happened last weekend. 77 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 I'm not even doing anything. 78 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:48,980 You're not doing anything. I'm not even touching you. 79 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,180 So I don't know what you're talking about. 80 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:56,860 Uh-huh. 81 00:03:58,060 --> 00:03:59,180 You're such a tease. 82 00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:01,300 Are you trying to say that this doesn't feel good? 83 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:02,800 Of course it is. 84 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:04,920 So what's the problem? 85 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:06,740 We'll just go after. 86 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:08,880 I just need, like, five minutes. 87 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,040 Every time, you just take a nap after. Three minutes. 88 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:16,640 Two, two, and two minutes, 15 seconds. Pinky swear. 89 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,860 Pinky swear. Yeah, I'll just, like, drink some coffee or something. Pinky 90 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:21,860 swear. 91 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,220 Okay, fine. 92 00:04:24,260 --> 00:04:25,260 Don't like you. 93 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:26,600 Don't like you. 94 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,840 You promised, babe. 95 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:40,210 Thank you. 96 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:10,960 I really think just you and a bed is enough for me, though. I'm just saying. 97 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:13,140 Okay, fine. We'll go. 98 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,020 We need at least a little loveseat. 99 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:21,280 A loveseat? A little loveseat. I got some ideas on what we could do with our 100 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,280 loveseat. Yeah? 101 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:25,460 Yeah. Probably more places to fuck me. 102 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:01,790 Look, look, look, look, look.